Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of ‘There was a crying baby on the bus today’ you would say 'Me when I’m in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.’ And then you’d post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-“
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I’ve said*
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*pussy suddenly starts throbbing* what is it girl?? what do you see???
BAHAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE OMFG
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thenightmanleaveth-deactivated2:
cat allergy doesn’t exist people just sneeze for attention and because they’re misogynists
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
suguru
sepiaseraph-deactivated20221120:
This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That’s 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes’ habitats
Wow, I knew they weren’t in “every African country”, but I didn’t realize just how restricted their range was
Good teachers don’t mind saying “I don’t know” or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.
Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it’s so cool
Masai giraffes look cool af
The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!
Masai Giraffe:
Reticulated Giraffe:
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
how do you know if your discharge is honorable or dishonrable& why do they look at your goo in the army anyway
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rose tyler and her daddy issues were STRESSED when the sexy emotionally unavailable dilf she pulled turned into a gay little twink
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love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though
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